Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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