i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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