seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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