I'm really into asian looking animals
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
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I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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