do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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