Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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