Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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