i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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