I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Randomize
