girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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