It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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