I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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