You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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