This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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