Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I want to stick my p in your. b.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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