Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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