everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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