just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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