fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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