i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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