help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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