Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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