come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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