This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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