let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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