OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he was CRYING into my vagina
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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