if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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