try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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