When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Randomize
