I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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