and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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