Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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