How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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