she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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