Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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