yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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