walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Randomize
