Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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