that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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