Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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