the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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