Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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