I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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