epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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