I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
i out mim tonsoeep
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