Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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