member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
