Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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