3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
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