Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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