I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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