ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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