yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
are you so shy because you have an std?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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