names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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