Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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