he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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