tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
operation harelip BJ is a go
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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