haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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