dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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