why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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